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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your slide deck into a hallucination engine.
Corporate oracle of the quarterly review cycle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time decision making without the human bias.
no no noyou▸ STRATVISION V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by ignoring conflicting data
You spend weeks crafting slide decks to convince executives to change direction. The software now generates those decks instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific intuition for which director is lying in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal spreadsheets are linked to a central data lake.
Month 4
Vision models build the slide decks directly from market reports.
Month 8
Software models predict the outcomes of every suggested strategy.
Month 13
You spend your time only reviewing the machine's final output.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system presents directly to the board without your oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4,000
Slides per hour
99 percent
Percentage of buzzwords
0 minutes
Meeting duration
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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