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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour slide decks are merely expensive funeral rites for good ideas.
Professional translator of vague dreams into expensive bullet points.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides that pitch themselves to boardrooms.
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automates consensus by manipulating board member sentiment
You translate vague client desires into PowerPoint charts and pitch decks that nobody reads in the GCC region.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and see which stakeholder is about to kill your project.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI scrapes your entire CRM history to predict client needs.
Month 6
Generative models produce pitch decks before the client even asks.
Month 15
Digital avatars attend GCC meetings with perfect local market insights.
Year 2
Real-time emotion sensors replace your intuition during client board meetings.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The consultancy realizes your salary costs more than a subscription.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
42
Slides per deal
800 liters
Client coffee consumed
infinity
Synergy buzzword count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide deck generator.
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