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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour slide decks are just expensive lullabies for tired executives.
Expert at aligning boxes and coloring them blue.
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Infinite analysis, zero overhead, perfectly polished slides.
squeeze.youAI▸ STRATEGY-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers flawless strategy decks before meetings start
You synthesize market data for aerospace clients and manage teams to produce repetitive due diligence reports for investors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers replace analysts by gathering aerospace data from public databases.
Month 4
Generative models populate your slide decks with perfectly consistent data.
Month 12
Task-tracking agents assign and monitor analyst output without human oversight.
Month 20
Clients receive real-time answers directly from the firm's data engine.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the machine completes the final deck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
142 slides
Slides produced weekly
94 percent
Coffee-induced anxiety
18 hours
Hours spent reformatting font
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one unopened Moleskine notebook.
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