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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour slides are just expensive Rorschach tests for the board.
Master of the quarterly pivot and the vague slide.
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Making better decisions with zero golf trips
help!youAI▸ SYNERGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire deck during a pitch
You spend weeks building slide decks to justify buying companies you cannot actually integrate. You hold meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a midlife crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts taking notes and summarizing your meaningless meetings for you.
Month 4
Software generates perfectly formatted charts that say nothing faster than you.
Month 9
Decision engines replace your gut feeling with math that actually works.
Month 15
Algorithms identify companies to buy without needing your golf trips.
Month 21 · D-Day
The board fires you because the AI is cheaper and speaks less.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200
slides per year
800
golf hours logged
12 percent
merger success rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium airport lounge.
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