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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Strategy M&A Consultant jobs? · Latest report #xpf9af58
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell synergy to companies that struggle to explain their own existence.
Junior deck-builder with a penchant for high-stakes posturing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning corporate chaos into absolute efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ SYNERGYOPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates due diligence into a single spreadsheet
You build slide decks to justify mergers and model out redundant corporate functions. Your existence is pure math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest target files and flag risks automatically.
Month 5
Natural language tools convert raw data into polished consulting decks.
Month 13
Algorithms identify redundant roles faster than any junior associate.
Year 1.9
The AI presents the merger strategy directly to the board.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The consulting firm is now entirely software-defined and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 total
Slides produced weekly
18 hours
Meetings about nothing
89 percent
Buzzword density
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-synergistic goat farm.
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