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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell high-level ambiguity until the client eventually runs out of money.
Professional slide-deck architect and high-frequency meeting attendee.
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squeeze.youAI▸ STRATEGYSIM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks without using buzzwords
You create slide decks full of vague frameworks and charge firms to solve problems they already understand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software generates your entire slide deck from raw data.
Month 4
Web scrapers replace the need for endless, repetitive stakeholder interviews.
Month 9
Decision engines suggest strategies based on actual profit, not buzzwords.
Month 12
Executives prefer the objectivity of code over your persuasive performance.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your firm cancels the expensive retainer and activates the automated agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4,200
Slides produced per quarter
0.02
Meaningful insights generated
1,100
Hours spent in airports
Your severance
A one-year subscription to airport lounge access.
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