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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsMoving goalposts into a spreadsheet where they belong.
Corporate navigator currently sailing into an iceberg.
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Generating insights faster than you can blink.
glub.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT GEN-6▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates five-year visions in five minutes
You draft slide decks and strategy memos to guide company direction. You monitor metrics and pivot based on data.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the social stamina to survive an eight-hour meeting without losing your mind.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal emails and slide decks are scanned for patterns.
Week 11
The AI identifies market shifts before you even open Outlook.
Month 5
The model generates perfectly formatted slide decks without your input.
Month 8
Executives start prioritizing the AI output over your human intuition.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your strategic position is fully subsumed by a real-time logic engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Slides produced per day
98%
Meaningless synergy buzzwords
1200
Hours spent on pivot
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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