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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating vague memos into PowerPoint is the fastest way to become obsolete.
Professional slide-deck architect and word-cloud enthusiast.
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Automated bureaucracy for the modern state.
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generates infinite bullet points instantly
You draft government strategy documents and track program metrics. Your main output is polished slide decks for stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the Minister is bored of your presentation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents generate all routine policy memos and executive summaries.
Month 4
Visual AI builds your presentation decks from raw data inputs.
Month 8
Autonomous dashboards replace your manual milestone spreadsheets and reporting.
Month 13
AI assistants handle all coordination and stakeholder scheduling requests.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system completes all tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Slides per meeting
98%
Buzzword density
High
Human input error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium grammar checker.
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