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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPaying six figures for someone to say it all depends.
Professional slide-deck narrator and corporate consensus builder.
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Generating growth narratives without the expensive lunches.
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projects quarterly growth with zero irony
You produce slide decks based on market trends and tell executives what they already secretly decided to do.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know who to blame for the bad idea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are uploaded to a model that finds the patterns.
Month 4
The AI writes slide text faster than you can find fonts.
Month 8
Virtual meeting agents simulate consensus and identify internal consensus gaps.
Month 13
The system learns to phrase bad news as structural opportunities.
Month 18 · D-Day
One single prompt replaces your entire quarterly strategy cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200
Slides produced annually
8 cups
Coffee consumed per strategy
12
Buzzwords used per slide
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a gift card.
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