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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA fuzzy, unpredictable pest control unit that demands premium tuna snacks.
Professional alley dweller and master of the zoomies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the killing, none of the shedding.
toast.you▸ PEST-ELIMINATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
purrs loudly to manipulate nearby humans
Consumes local rodents, naps in sunbeams, and maintains neighborhood perimeter surveillance through sheer laziness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a thunderstorm coming long before the sensors even register the pressure drop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors identify your hunger patterns to time food delivery.
Year 5
Robot dispensers replace your scent marking territory.
Year 14
Drones handle the rodent control without the fluff.
Year 22
Speakers emit comfort frequencies for lonely humans.
Year 40 · D-Day
The neighborhood is fully secured by silent robotic towers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
16-18 hours
Daily nap hours
Variable intensity
Rodent catch rate
Maximum annoyance
Meow frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of wet food pouches.
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