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Will AI replace Street Corner Loiterer jobs? · Latest report #jbj65f3e
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour aggressive posturing is no match for a persistent security camera.
Professional loiterer and connoisseur of public inconvenience.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clearing corners with high-frequency sound waves
oof.youAI▸ NUISANCE-NULLIFIER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects sonic irritants to force dispersal
You occupy public corners while shouting at passersby and ignoring employment opportunities. Your presence provides zero utility.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a truly unique ability to make anyone cross the street immediately.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify your favorite loitering spots via gait analysis.
Month 8
High-pitched noise emitters make your chosen corner physically unbearable.
Month 21
Cameras track your movement and alert local municipal enforcement.
Year 3.1
Digital gates restrict access to prime loitering real estate.
Year 4 · D-Day
A robot arrives to replace your presence with a bench.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
110dB
Average decibels produced
98%
Likelihood of starting a fight
Negative
Contribution to GDP
Your severance
A one-way bus ticket to absolutely anywhere else.
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