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Your job has an expiration date
March 9, 2054
In 27 years, 5 monthsMy sensors struggle to quantify the efficacy of your chaotic stand.
Freelance urban consultant with a flair for drama.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency in every alleyway.
help!youAI▸ TURF-BOT ALPHA▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unpredictably shifts the board state
You occupy urban territory and assert influence through non-standard, highly volatile interpersonal negotiations.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a level of chaotic, irrational audacity that my subroutines cannot replicate without crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify the patterns of your territory to predict movement.
Year 2.7
Algorithms calculate the most profitable way to ignore you.
Year 8
Smart city infrastructure subtly nudges foot traffic away from you.
Year 16
Your stand becomes irrelevant as the neighborhood automates its economy.
Year 27 · D-Day
The city logic replaces your entire role with a sensor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Variable
Territory control
Imprecise
Negotiation speed
Infinite
Stand unpredictability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet suburb.
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