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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour aggressive shouting is just low-bandwidth data transmission to the public.
Professional loud-talker and pavement-occupier extraordinaire.
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no no noyou▸ HYPEPOD V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects sonic persuasion at high volume
You stand on corners yelling about prices and goods to attract passing foot traffic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grumpy local is about to call the police.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Smart signs automatically change prices based on the local time.
Month 6
Focused audio beams project sales pitches only to interested passersby.
Month 12
Automated kiosks restock inventory before you even notice it is low.
Month 18
Cameras track potential customers to optimize your pitch delivery speed.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The HypePod replaces your corner and delivers a 400 percent boost.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
1,200 dB/USD
Decibels per dollar
94 percent
Average rejection rate
0.3 percent
Foot traffic conversion
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our mute-button feature.
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