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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsDigital donation boxes make your cardboard sign look extremely vintage.
Professional corner tenant with excellent situational awareness.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing micro-transaction collection on street corners.
bzzt.youAI▸ BEGBOT V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects pity-inducing audio loops at 90 decibels
Asking passersby for spare coins and maintaining a designated high-traffic corner spot for solicitation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real bad day and a grift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Qr codes replace your empty cup for faster transactions.
Week 9
Cameras track pedestrian flow to optimize your location.
Month 3
Speakers replace your vocal cords with looped emotional hooks.
Month 4
Digital displays update your story based on real-time data.
Month 6 · D-Day
The kiosk arrives and you are now officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
15 USD/hr
Average donation haul
98%
Corner occupancy rate
3 per week
Cardboard sign iterations
Your severance
A one-way ticket to literally anywhere else.
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