Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Street Performer jobs? · Latest report #mvxhdn9h
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsGold spray paint is a high-maintenance substitute for a real personality.
Professional stationary object in search of spare change.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stands still longer without requiring lunch breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ STATUESIM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
holds a pose for six months straight
You stand motionless for hours in public squares while hoping tourists drop loose change into your bucket.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intimidate pigeons with a sudden, twitchy movement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
Sensors identify the most profitable spots for standing around.
Month 11
High-res cameras scan your gold paint for digital replication.
Month 20
A static pod replaces the human in the city square.
Year 2.3
Integrated magnets harvest tips with higher precision than human hands.
Year 3 · D-Day
The human is permanently retired from street decor duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Zero seconds
Average blink interval
Negligible
Daily copper intake
Absolute
Posture maintenance
Your severance
One complimentary oversized foam top hat.
Discussion
