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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career as a shadow-dweller ends with a streetlamp update.
Professional opportunistic asset acquisition enthusiast.
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The sidewalk is now permanently watched.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINEL-EYES V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks movement in complete darkness
You snatch wallets and run through dark alleys. Modern cameras see through your best disguises.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which loose brick in the wall hides a key.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Motion-sensing high-intensity LEDs eliminate all shadows in your route.
Month 8
Cameras match your running style against known local offender databases.
Month 13
Aerial thermal sensors monitor every alleyway for body heat spikes.
Month 20
Physical cash is phased out, making your loot worthless paper.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Automated security locks you out of the city streets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
120 grams
Average wallet weight
22 percent
Escape success rate
3 minutes
Police reaction time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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