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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsDriving a metal box on tracks is just manual train software.
Green Line veteran, expert in dodging errant Boston delivery trucks.
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Automated precision for fixed-path urban transit.
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negotiates tight junctions with perfect math
Operating light rail vehicles through city traffic and managing passenger boarding cycles at designated platform stops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still expertly judge the exact moment to slam the bell for pedestrians.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras are mounted to detect obstacles the driver misses.
Month 6
Software takes over emergency braking for safety compliance.
Month 16
Adaptive systems manage velocity to match station schedules.
Year 2.5
The cabin control panel is replaced by a digital override.
Year 4 · D-Day
The train operates autonomously with no human operator required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
near zero
Average track obstruction handling
slow
Human reaction latency
high
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of free subway tokens.
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