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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsDesigning roads that cars drive on until robots fix the math.
Professional drawer of lines and hater of potholes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing asphalt with cold, hard logic.
split.youAI▸ CIVICDRAFT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates road curvature for maximum efficiency
Civil engineers plan road geometry and drainage systems for urban infrastructure. They manage technical specifications and site safety regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the road floods only on every third Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every pothole and pipe location in your jurisdiction.
Month 10
AI software drafts road widening plans based on traffic patterns.
Month 20
Algorithms check zoning codes faster than any human engineer.
Year 2.5
Predictive models replace manual calculations for road drainage systems.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The machine signs the blueprints and you collect your box.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.0001%
Drainage calculations error rate
4 cups/hr
Coffee consumed while reviewing maps
infinite
Public complaints ignored
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a city with no traffic.
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