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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your permit spreadsheets into expensive digital ghosts.
Professional buffer between potholes and angry councillors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
ow.you▸ PERMITPILOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters civic rage into binary noise
You juggle permit compliance and councillor complaints to manage city streets. A database handles it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific social patience to soothe an angry councillor over a broken sidewalk.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your permit logs are exported into the central database.
Month 5
AI filters resident complaints before they ever reach your screen.
Month 10
Sensors and software handle all routine skip and scaffold permits.
Month 15
Vision models replace the need for officer phone-ins and reports.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes control and marks the position as permanently redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Complaint Response Time
99 percent
Councillor Satisfaction Rate
100 percent
Permit Validation Accuracy
Your severance
One digital badge and a bus pass.
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