Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace StreetWorks Inspector jobs? · Latest report #dbueferi
Your job has an expiration date
January 14, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYou measure potholes that robots will soon scan with perfect sub-millimeter precision.
Professional critic of other people's asphalt work.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance for every asphalt patch.
no no noyou▸ ROADSCAN PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans road reinstatement quality in real time
You verify road work quality and safety compliance. Soon, sensors will do it faster without standing in traffic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the difference between a bad patch and a real repair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Autonomous vans start recording site layouts during every patrol pass.
Month 10
Visual AI identifies failed reinstatements faster than human eyes.
Month 20
Embedded pavement sensors report subsidence before you even arrive.
Year 2.5
Small mobile units automate the physical inspection of barrier zones.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your clipboard is replaced by a remote monitoring dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Potholes measured daily
9000
Coffee cups consumed
12%
Compliance errors caught
Your severance
A reflective vest and a lifetime subscription to Waze.
Discussion
