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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsPersonalised workout plans are just algorithms that haven't been compiled yet.
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split.youAI▸ PHYSIOBOT TRAINER PRO▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every movement via infrared sensors
You prescribe lifting programs and monitor athlete performance. Our hardware logs their every rep and biomechanical output.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows when an athlete is mentally burning out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors in gym equipment start recording rep data automatically.
Month 13
AI models generate customized lifting cycles based on past performance.
Year 2.1
Cameras replace your eyes to correct form during lifts.
Year 3.1
Biometric sensors determine intensity and rest intervals in real time.
Year 4 · D-Day
The gym manages itself and you become a historical curiosity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.8%
99.9 percent
Program adherence rate
0.001 seconds
Average rep correction
Zero gallons
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home gym app.
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