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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsModeling default correlations is just arithmetic with a higher blood pressure.
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liquidates low-performing tranches in microseconds
You analyze tranches and credit risk to buy structured debt assets. You spend all day in Excel and Bloomberg.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the nuance in a term sheet that ignores standard legal patterns.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers ingest servicer reports and circulars instantly.
Month 4
Models simulate waterfall performance under infinite macro scenarios.
Month 8
Direct connectivity executes trades faster than any sales desk.
Month 13
AI parses desk chatter and news to front-run movements.
Month 18 · D-Day
The investment committee is replaced by a single governance algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99.9%
Spread differential catch rate
4 hours daily
Time spent in meetings
12
Excel crashes per week
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