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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets do the work, so you are just the overhead.
Structured finance leader (mostly Excel, occasionally actual finance)
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Calculates tranches without the team meeting.
ow.you▸ FINAGENT-PRO V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles complex ABS tranches in real time
You manage agency service roles and complex cash flow calculations for asset-backed securities. Your team reconciles accounts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing about their collateral quality during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull cash flow data directly from bank ledgers.
Month 4
AI models learn to replicate your waterfall calculation logic.
Month 9
Client portals replace your team's manual email status updates.
Month 15
The machine runs alongside your team to prove accuracy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
45000
Spreadsheet rows per day
4 to 1
Meeting-to-actual-work ratio
0.02%
Manual reconciliation error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic error-logging dashboard.
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