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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsSyllable counting is a job for a calculator, not a soul.
Professional syllable-counter and metaphor-tinkerer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rhythm, zero existential dread.
squeeze.youAI▸ METERBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates rhyming epics in three seconds
This role involves agonizing over syllable counts to force narrative into rigid poetic structures. It is a gloriously inefficient way to string sentences together.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to write a bad poem on purpose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire library of poems is ingested into the model to map your stylistic tics.
Week 9
The algorithm learns to prioritize syllable counts over the actual meaning of the words.
Month 3
The system begins churning out epic-length poetry that perfectly adheres to your strict constraints.
Month 5
The AI optimizes phrasing for maximum emotional impact without breaking the required meter.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked as the system completes its first million-line structured novel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
100%
Syllable Accuracy
4.2
Human Tears Per Stanza
Infinite
Stupid Rhymes Generated
Your severance
A rhyming dictionary and a gold-plated abacus.
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