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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour job is holding a heavy pipe and hoping for the best.
Stud handler (professional weight lifter with a helmet)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting pipes with zero human hesitation.
oof.you▸ BOREFIX-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
aligns heavy piping with perfect accuracy
You position drilling tools for deep boreholes. You manage high-pressure connections until the pipe is set.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the vibrations of the drill string through your gloves before snapping.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the rig floor to track every pipe movement.
Month 10
Smart wrenches lock threads without a human hand in the way.
Year 2.1
Guided arms lift and rack the pipe with zero fatigue.
Year 3
The drilling computer talks directly to the rig hardware now.
Year 4 · D-Day
The human handler exits the floor for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
45kg
Average pipe weight
too many
Back injuries per year
low
Human stamina limit
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium back cream.
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