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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsChasing tuition debt is just a spreadsheet with more tears involved.
Professional dream-crusher and invoice-reconciler of higher education.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Collecting your fees before you even graduate.
oof.youAI▸ ARREARSBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends cold payment reminders at midnight
You reconcile student ledgers, manage payment plans, and send polite automated emails demanding money they do not have.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a parent is lying about their bank balance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software pulls all student ledgers directly from the bank API.
Month 3
AI writes personalized emails that sound more intimidating than your templates.
Month 6
The system automatically revokes registration access based on payment thresholds.
Month 10
Algorithms handle all financial aid disbursement and credit balance refunds.
Month 13 · D-Day
The department is permanently transitioned to a fully automated ledger service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000 daily
Overdue invoices processed
0.02 percent
Student empathy levels
Infinite cycles
Automated payment nagging
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our debt-tracking software.
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