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June 7, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsScheduling pizza parties and club meetings is a task for code.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the student handbook.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating campus chaos into order.
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filters student budget requests into oblivion
Managing university social calendars, approving club funding requests, and booking event spaces on campus through bureaucratic forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student club is about to cause a diplomatic international incident.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent assumes full control of the master event calendar.
Month 4
Smart algorithms automatically approve or deny club funding requests instantly.
Month 8
A portal lets students reserve rooms without any human staff intervention.
Month 13
Dispute resolution bots parse club complaints against the student handbook.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department is folded into a single, efficient, silent server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
142 units
Clubs managed manually
400x faster
Budget approval speedup
99 percent
Email noise reduction
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus alumni newsletter.
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