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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour institutional knowledge is just a database that needs a better UI.
Professional cat-herder of confused college leaders.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rules processed without the emotional labor.
stretchy.youAI▸ CAMPUSBOT ADMIN-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all student complaints into trash
You juggle club spreadsheets and student drama. Automation will handle the rules and scheduling much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when a student is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts answering the repetitive club policy emails.
Month 4
Automated scripts take over your manual club budget tracking.
Month 8
Standardized templates resolve student disputes using university policy guides.
Month 12
Your institutional memory is scraped into a searchable internal model.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and the human role is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
14
Spreadsheet errors per week
22
Student questions per hour
64%
Theory application accuracy
Your severance
One free campus coffee voucher, non-refundable.
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