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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your database mapping while the LLM learns your entire schema.
Professional CSV-wrangler and migration-night insomniac.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data migrations that don't need coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ SCHEMASHREDDER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates sql joins faster than human thought
You manage student records and migrate data systems. Your work is just cleaning up CSVs until you expire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused registrar why their VLOOKUP stopped working.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan your files and find every inconsistency for you.
Month 4
Software writes the mapping logic that you used to draft.
Month 8
Autonomous bots handle the move from legacy to new database.
Month 12
Vision models verify data integrity faster than your human eyes.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked and the system runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per migration
4 million
Rows of data handled
14 percent
Errors from manual mapping
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of your exit.
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