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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsProfessional cheerleader for tuition-paying adults who will eventually prefer a chatbot.
Expert at turning administrative bloat into a career path.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating community so you do not have to.
glub.youAI▸ ENGAGEBOT NEXUS PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automatic networking alerts for bored students
You manage student social calendars, networking mixers, and student complaints. You curate vibes instead of actual academic content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student realizes they made a mistake enrolling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the newsletter and event blast process.
Month 4
Routine student questions are handled by instant message bots.
Month 8
Surveys are replaced by real-time data scraped from student group chats.
Month 12
A booking algorithm picks venues and speakers based on interest spikes.
Month 13 · D-Day
The administrative office closes for good as students prefer the bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,200 annually
Coffee-fueled emails sent
52 per year
Useless mixers hosted
48 hours
Student crisis response time
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free online MBA course.
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