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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Student Engagement Officer jobs? · Latest report #8zprd55y
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is just a spreadsheet of students who stopped replying.
Professional ghost-chaser and intern wrangler for the disengaged.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated persistence that never feels rejection.
brr.you▸ ENGAGEBOT V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized nudges until attendance improves
You track student attendance and coordinate interns to harass them with phone calls and emails until they return.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student is lying about why they missed class.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software identifies at-risk students before they even miss class.
Month 6
An AI agent writes and sends the emails instead of interns.
Month 12
AI phone voices replace interns to conduct the check-in calls.
Month 16
Automated reporting replaces your manual weekly dean presentations.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
78 percent
Average ghosting rate
2.4 cups
Coffee consumed per call
Very low
Intern motivation score
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus library you never use.
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