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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving human connection through an automated spreadsheet of emotional intervention.
Professional email-sender and expert in forced institutional harmony.
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Empathy as a service, now fully automated.
blub.you▸ INCLUSIVEBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys empathy algorithm to resolve social conflict
You track student attendance, coordinate support meetings, and attempt to resolve social barriers within an educational institution.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their homework being finished.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your spreadsheet is imported into the central learning system.
Month 5
The AI starts sending your polite follow-up emails automatically.
Month 11
Software manages all student appointment slots without your input.
Month 15
An interface handles student queries using your historical response patterns.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server switches off your account and archives your files.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
142
Emails sent daily
4% accurate
Intervention success rate
98%
Meetings that were emails
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge stating you are highly inclusive.
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