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November 1, 2026
In 10 daysStudying the brain so you can learn how to be obsolete.
Future researcher currently running on caffeine and existential dread.
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Thinking thoughts so you don't have to.
squeeze.you▸ CORTEXSIM 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 DAYSAI's Special Power
processes infinite data points in one second
You spend years absorbing complex neurological theory only for a neural net to simulate it instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still experience genuine, biological wonder at the mystery of your own consciousness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
An AI summarises your entire syllabus before you even enter.
Day 4
Your peers are replaced by chat bots that never sleep.
Day 6
The thesis is generated by a model trained on brainwaves.
Day 8
Machines identify new neural pathways while you take a nap.
Day 10 · D-Day
Your degree is marked as a legacy simulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Your severance
A warm cup of coffee and a digital pat.
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