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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 16, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified inbox filter destined for an empty folder.
Junior data-mover hoping for a career that doesn't exist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Processing tasks while you attend class.
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filters your emails before you even read them
You sort tickets and move data between disconnected spreadsheets. Your manual effort is a rounding error for real infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You bring a unique, chaotic energy to the office coffee machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins passively reading your correspondence to learn your specific tone of voice.
Week 9
Your manual ticket sorting is replaced by predictive auto-tagging algorithms that never sleep.
Month 3
Custom scripts now perform the daily spreadsheet updates you currently spend three hours completing.
Month 5
The system assumes your user permissions to execute routine tasks without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled for a more efficient server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.002ms
Email latency
Zero
Coffee consumed
High
Human error
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation written by a script.
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