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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2026
In 5 daysYour career path is just a training data set for our models.
Professional career-launcher, currently in the waiting room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Never asks questions, never needs coffee breaks.
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processes infinite spreadsheets before your morning commute
You perform rote administrative tasks to gain experience. You are essentially a human placeholder for future automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the breakroom without needing a firmware update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We archive your existing work to train our replacement algorithm.
Day 2
The AI observes your keystrokes to mimic your output perfectly.
Day 3
Redundant manual steps are stripped from your current daily workflow.
Day 4
The system processes incoming requests without human guidance.
Day 5 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a legacy archive server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Zero
Coffee run efficiency
Human-grade
Error rate
Your severance
One complimentary digital pat on the back.
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