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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying tuition to generate datasets for the machines that will replace you.
Master student, currently training its own electronic replacement.
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hallucinates groundbreaking research in seconds
You spend your days reviewing dGK-17 papers and training models. You document findings that shorten your own career path.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel existential dread while watching a code compilation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system summarizes all dGK-17 research papers instantly.
Week 9
Neural agents write and optimize your experimental code.
Month 3
Automated pipelines format your raw datasets without errors.
Month 5
AI authors your final paper with perfect formatting.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your research role is marked as fully redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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Average caffeine intake
42
Papers cited per day
negative
Remaining career lifespan
Your severance
One free library access card and a soft blanket.
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