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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsManaging the chaos is easy when the students are predictable data.
AED professional, expert in hallway diplomacy and study silence.
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Total silence, zero effort.
toast.youAI▸ CAMPUSGUARD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
mutes entire hallways instantly
You monitor canteen queues, supervise study halls, and handle disciplinary incidents during school hours across French campuses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a classroom prank is about to happen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual AI identifies movement patterns and noise levels automatically.
Month 6
Automated logs replace paper rosters for canteen and study hall.
Month 15
Predictive algorithms flag social friction before arguments break out.
Year 2.2
One operator manages the entire school campus via tablet.
Year 3 · D-Day
Autonomous security pods maintain order without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
Detentions issued per week
340
Minutes spent shushing
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of school cafeteria mystery meat.
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