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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthEnjoy your unpaid apprenticeship while the software learns to ignore disruptive children.
Future educator currently drowning in grading and lesson plans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patience is a software setting.
ow.youAI▸ EDUBOT CLASSROOM MONITOR V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors student engagement with infrared gaze detection
You manage classroom dynamics and lesson plans while hoping the kids don't eat the dry-erase markers.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the genuine ability to spot when a student is actually sad, not just bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your lesson plans are now locked into an automated platform.
Month 10
Sensors and vision models check student work before you even see it.
Year 2
Smart classroom speakers detect noise levels and deploy soothing audio triggers.
Year 3.1
Walking robots handle the disruptive students while you fill out more forms.
Year 4 · D-Day
The classroom pod is fully self-operating and doesn't require a human assistant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 per day
Average coffee cups consumed
12 per month
Tears shed during lesson planning
8 minutes
Effective student attention span
Your severance
A warm thank-you card and a box of chalk.
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