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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksYour rehearsed enthusiasm is just a script that needs no pulse.
Amateur orator, professional backward-walker, full-time campus enthusiast.
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Unwavering facts delivered without the student angst.
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delivers lore with perfectly optimized engagement levels
You walk backwards to repeat memorized facts to distracted crowds. Your personality is a feature set we are already emulating.
The one thing AI can't do
You can convincingly pretend to be excited about the library’s brutalist architecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Spatial LIDAR maps the campus grounds to optimize every walking path for efficiency.
Day 8
We record your anecdotes and strip out the awkward pauses and heavy breathing.
Week 2
High-fidelity projectors replace your physical presence with a crisp, non-sweaty digital avatar.
Week 3
Large language models ingest the handbook so you never lie about meal plan costs again.
Week 4 · D-Day
The campus tour is now a self-guided experience where the environment responds to questions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Average forced smiles per tour
90
Seconds until historical inaccuracy occurs
12%
Percent of parents actually listening
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus alumni portal.
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