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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPromoting your student comedy night to an algorithm that doesn't care.
Professional cat herder for undergraduates and part-time influencers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Campus engagement, zero student drama.
help!youAI▸ UNISTREAM ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules campus events without human input
You book venues, manage student posters, and herd volunteer committees. Automation will handle the calendar and reach.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student leader is about to have a public meltdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates replace your manual drafting of student newsletters.
Month 4
Software resolves room booking conflicts without you needing to mediate.
Month 8
Automated design tools generate social media posts from basic text prompts.
Month 13
Task management software forces student volunteers to self-organise their work.
Month 18 · D-Day
The campus platform runs fully autonomous student engagement for everyone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 pounds
Poster waste per term
12 percent
Average student engagement
99 percent
Hours spent on email
Your severance
One free campus coffee voucher and a LinkedIn reference.
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