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Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksPaying tuition to provide data for the machines that will replace you.
Deeply underpaid, perpetually tired, and currently overqualified.
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completes your admin tasks before you login
You perform repetitive academic administrative tasks and low-level data entry for a pittance. The system is nearly ready.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine capacity for learning things that the machine already knows.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Scripts begin handling your repetitive portal logins.
Day 5
Vision models scan and index your paperwork automatically.
Day 8
Agents draft and send your standard email responses.
Day 12
Algorithms move your data into clean, permanent storage.
Week 2 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire workload with a script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
98 percent
Average coffee dependency
too many
Hours spent on LinkedIn
very high
Likelihood of needing this job
Your severance
a LinkedIn recommendation from a bot
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