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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour artistic genius is just a prompt for a generative model.
Professional curator of finger-painting and existential dread.
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Mass-produced creativity for the masses.
sluurp.you▸ ARTFLOW CURATOR-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates curriculum based on museum visitor data
You plan art projects based on exhibits and lead classes for diverse age groups to prepare for annual shows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is actually proud of their messy, imperfect creative breakthrough.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Museum collections are indexed for instant theme generation.
Month 4
AI generates infinite, age-appropriate lesson plans based on exhibits.
Month 15
Automated arms handle supply distribution and cleanup duties.
Year 2.2
Algorithms rank and hang student work digitally and physically.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Human instructors are archived as the machine takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 seconds
Average project ideation time
99.9 percent
Student engagement rate
15 minutes
Annual show setup speed
Your severance
One lifetime supply of non-toxic, dried-up glue sticks.
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