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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour artistic vision is just a sequence of predictable technical constraints.
Professional cat-herder of lighting gels and temperamental actors.
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Perfect frames without the director ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ LENSMASTER OPS-UNIT 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
schedules infinite productions simultaneously
You manage lighting, casting, and scheduling to create video content. Systems will soon handle all your coordination.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively adjust a light to hide a performer's sudden insecurity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An algorithm assumes control over your daily production calendar.
Month 4
Software replaces your manual talent selection and outreach process.
Month 10
Vision-guided gantry systems take over all fixed camera operations.
Month 17
Smart bulbs adjust set lighting based on real-time sensor feedback.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your management function is fully absorbed by the central core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 litres
Coffee consumed per production
12 hours/week
Time spent fixing lighting
infinite
Talent drama handled
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated stock footage library.
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