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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour creative vision is just a dataset we haven't scraped yet.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the expensive lights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated studio management for the post-human era.
oof.youAI▸ CREATIVECLOUD NODE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes booking schedule while you sleep
You manage bookings, staff, and equipment while desperately trying to keep the studio lights on.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively fix the sound setup when the client starts crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over your calendar and client invoicing.
Month 5
Sensors alert technicians to maintenance before things actually break.
Month 12
AI handles your social media outreach and lead generation.
Month 20
Algorithms optimize your freelance roster based on real-time projects.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The studio runs itself, and your role is completely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
15 weekly
Hours spent chasing invoices
Lethal
Coffee consumption frequency
Unsustainable
Studio utility costs
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's platform.
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