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Your job has an expiration date
January 1, 2030
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour artistic intuition is just an inefficient, slow-moving neural network.
Stoneware fetishist who pretends their uneven rims are 'soulful'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision symmetry, zero creative neurosis.
ow.youAI▸ KILN-OS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the glaze viscosity in seconds
You throw clay on a wheel to create ceramic vessels that eventually break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively adjust for the exact moisture content of temperamental stoneware clay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors monitor your kiln temperature to eliminate your guessing games.
Month 8
A static hopper pre-wedges clay to your exact consistency requirements.
Month 20
Precision grippers throw identical, flawless vessels at industrial speeds.
Year 2.5
Chemical software calculates the perfect glaze fit for any claybody.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your wheel is recycled into a sleek, efficient ceramic printer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
400 kilograms
Annual clay waste
12 percent
Average kiln-fire failure
Too many
Human sleep cycles missed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, pre-wedged, machine-perfect clay.
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