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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and emails are just data waiting for a script.
Professional email-forwarder and meeting-scheduler.
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Coordinating research without the human friction.
ow.youAI▸ SYNCTRIAL-AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects regulatory filing errors in milliseconds
You track patient enrollment and fill out compliance forms to keep research studies running without falling behind.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a principal investigator is actually lying about their data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins pre-filling your compliance forms using study data.
Month 4
An AI automates your investigator check-ins and meeting reminders.
Month 8
Virtual audit bots connect directly to your site database.
Month 13
Software updates central servers without human data entry.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your account is archived permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
112
Emails per day
84%
Meetings about meetings
Negligible
Coffee-induced errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated scheduling app.
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