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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your vague student advice into efficient, cold, binary optimization.
Professional teller of things students already know.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Academic success without the pesky human empathy.
toast.youAI▸ MENTORBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect citation lists instantly
You help students manage time, write essays, and organize notes. Soon, an algorithm will do that much better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is actually lying about doing the reading.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your advice notes are scanned into a massive language model.
Month 3
Smart calendar syncs replace your manual time management planning.
Month 8
An automated feedback engine grades structure and flow instantly.
Month 13
Students interact with a calm digital avatar instead of you.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your office is repurposed as a server closet for the bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
88 percent
Average student procrastination
Infinite
Generic advice dispensed
Critically low
Human patience remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium grammar checker.
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