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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsGravity is eventually just a set of equations you can calculate.
Professional gravity-tester with a very high pain threshold.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics, but without the hospital bill.
bzzt.you▸ IMPACTSIM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal airtime for maximum kinetic impact
You perform dangerous physical movements for camera. You risk bone fractures for high-tension cinematic sequences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the impact and adjust your posture to minimize real pain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Motion capture replaces your silhouette with a high-fidelity digital ghost.
Month 8
Sensors and high-speed winches handle wire-work without human error.
Month 18
Virtual stunt performers are procedurally generated with perfect safety.
Year 2.4
Specialized kinetic frames take over the high-velocity practical stunts.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
No humans remain on set to jump from high buildings.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
too many
Average bone fractures
weeks
Recovery time per jump
seconds
Robot repair speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-end physical therapy app.
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