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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour RAMs are just creative writing for insurance companies to ignore.
Professional cat-herder of construction sites and paperwork.
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Automating your paper trail to zero.
glub.youAI▸ SITEGUARDIAN PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates site compliance in real time
You draft site safety documents and schedules while chasing contractors to fix daily build-site disasters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a subcontractor is lying about the actual site progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models pull from standard templates to write your RAMs instantly.
Month 5
Algorithms update your programme automatically based on actual weather and site sensors.
Month 10
Fixed cameras monitor the site to flag safety issues without you walking.
Month 16
Automated messaging systems handle all your awkward subcontractor status chasers.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Centralized control systems remove the need for your human judgement entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
RAMs written per month
120
Hours spent chasing subs
High
Coffee-to-stress ratio
Your severance
One digital hard hat and a spreadsheet of regret.
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