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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsReviewing zoning plats while the world builds itself without your permission.
Urban planner waiting for the next municipal board meeting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving land permits faster than you can blink.
split.youAI▸ ZONINGAUTOMATA 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies development permits in milliseconds
Manages subdivision applications, reviews infrastructure plans, and ensures developers follow municipal zoning codes for residential land growth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can navigate the specific, irrational political grudges hidden within your county's property tax records.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest all paper plats and historic hand-drawn maps.
Month 5
Software flags every setback violation against current zoning bylaws automatically.
Month 13
AI-generated testimony replaces human presence at boring planning commission meetings.
Year 1.9
Real-time updates to the GIS layer remove the need for manual edits.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system auto-approves all compliant permits without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4000
Plats approved per day
Zero
Bureaucracy induced headaches
Infinite
Public feedback patience
Your severance
A PDF copy of the zoning code and luck.
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